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Wow… Just, wow…

So, for those who survived watching it without french kissing a light socket just to make it stop, last night’s Trump-Biden Debate was a historic event – you know, like the Hindenburg Disaster. But what can you expect when one of the debaters has all the intelligence of a piece of dry toast, and the self-control of a hyena on a sugar-high?

But why, you ask, is this debate being mentioned on the website of a Canadian political party? Well, The Commission on Presidential Debates, having decided that they’d rather NOT be compared, unfavourably, to World Wrestling Entertainment, has announced that they will be, “carefully considering the changes that it will adopt and will announce those measures shortly.”

Well, it just so happens that all the way back in 2004, the Undecided Party had some ‘modest proposals‘ of its own as to how to make political debates more edifying for the voter. We freely share these suggestions with the Commission, if they’re SERIOUS about getting the debates under control.

And we thought things were bad back THEN…